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OMNIQuotes: ***Please note that the opinions in the OMNI Online chat rooms do
not necessarily
OMNIQuotes: reflect the opinions of the publishers or editorial staff of OMNI
Magazine.
OMNIQuotes: Chat room hosts do not represent OMNI Magazine,
OMNIQuotes: and any opinions that we express are our own.***
OMNIQuotes: Testing.
OnlineHost: Sane Wonko has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: Sane!! :-)
Sane Wonko: Hi Quotes! I guess I'm early tonight, huh?
OMNIQuotes: SaneWonko, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
OMNIQuotes: Nope. Everybody else is late.
OMNIQuotes: Well, congratulate me. I finally got a new computer. :-)
Sane Wonko: There ya go! That's the attitude! What kind?
OnlineHost: JOKER80170 has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: Packard Bell 486DX/2
JOKER80170: Hi gang.
OMNIQuotes: JOKER80170, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SFQuotes!
Sane Wonko: Nice touch. Maybe I should get a new one.
JOKER80170: First time here. What's going on?
OMNIQuotes: Well, it was somewhat necessary. I have to correct my students'
computer disks. I couldn't
OMNIQuotes: do it on my old one.
OMNIQuotes: Well, Joker, it's quotes night. You couldn't have picked a
better night to be here. :-)
JOKER80170: What happens on quotes night?
Sane Wonko: We talk about quotes.
OMNIQuotes: I also just saw TIMECOP, so we'll have a few quotes from there.
OMNIQuotes: Quotes, the noun. Not Quotes, the person. :-D
JOKER80170: Saw ED WOOD today. How was TIMECOP?
Sane Wonko: How about: "Consider that a divorce." A. Schwarzenager (sp?),
Total Recall.
OMNIQuotes: It was better than I was expecting, but I would still advise
waiting 'til it hits the....
OMNIQuotes: cheap theatres.
OMNIQuotes: Sorry, you'll have to be patient with me. WAOL takes a lot of
getting used to.
OMNIQuotes: Excellent start, Sane. :-D
OnlineHost: FlaggerJ has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: BTW, it's Schwarzenegger.
OnlineHost: GrayMarc has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: FlaggerJ, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SFQuotes!
Sane Wonko: Thanks.
OMNIQuotes: GrayMarc, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight,
SFQuotes!
OnlineHost: IB4E XeptC has entered the room.
GrayMarc: Hello everyone
IB4E XeptC: Hi
JOKER80170: Hi Gray
OMNIQuotes: IB4E XeptC, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
FlaggerJ: hello
Sane Wonko: IB4E
GrayMarc: whats been happenning
JOKER80170: Hi IB4E
Sane Wonko: !!!
OMNIQuotes: Not much. We just got started with Quotes Night.
OMNIQuotes: One second....
Sane Wonko: The noun, not the person.
IB4E XeptC: "Once upon a time, when the world was young, there was a Martian
named Smith."
OMNIQuotes: I thought he was human. :-D
OnlineHost: Dan41 has entered the room.
Sane Wonko: "Hey, Earthman, what's eating you?"
IB4E XeptC: I'm just quoting, dammit
Dan41: Sane!!
OMNIQuotes: Dan41, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
OMNIQuotes: I'm kidding, IB4E. :-)
Sane Wonko: Dan!!!
IB4E XeptC: "This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of
Thursdays."
Dan41: Quotes!!!!All!!! Hello!!!!!!!!
IB4E XeptC: Relax
OMNIQuotes: This is a place to relax. Right, everybody?
GrayMarc: To Qoute or not to Qoute that is the question?
OnlineHost: IB4E XeptC has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: Guess he didn't want to stick around. :-(
Sane Wonko: "What's his name? The one he likes to be called?" "Wonko the
Sane."
OnlineHost: JOKER80170 has left the room.
Dan41: Why would anyone want tobe called sane??
OMNIQuotes: Let's see. Arnold's always good for a few. Let me think.......
OMNIQuotes: You can be called Sane. Just as long as you aren't. :-D
Dan41: "Consider this a divorce."
OMNIQuotes: Been there, done that, Dan. :-)
Sane Wonko: Because there was obviously some doubt of that at some point.
OnlineHost: Nixon999 has entered the room.
OnlineHost: VC LAX 14 has entered the room.
Dan41: Still My fav Arnold quote.
OMNIQuotes: Nixon999, VC LAX14, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network!
Tonight's Program: SFQuotes!
OnlineHost: VC LAX 14 has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: How true. :-)
OnlineHost: Doc Chuck has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: "You know, I hate your movies."
OMNIQuotes: Doc Chuck, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SFQuotes!
Dan41: My family has doutes about me, Sane.
OMNIQuotes: Arnold, talking to Arnold.
Sane Wonko: I like "You are one ugly mother ------." from Predator.
Nixon999: One of my favorites is from Time Bandits...
Doc Chuck: Hi ""; Hi everyone! :)
Sane Wonko: Hi Doc!
OMNIQuotes: Oooh, lay it on us, Nixon. :-)
GrayMarc: well I'll be back later
Dan41: Hey Doc!
OnlineHost: GrayMarc has left the room.
Sane Wonko: What's up? (G)
OMNIQuotes: OK, Gray. See you soon. :-)
Nixon999: "I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling me
with an overwhelming desire.
Nixon999: to do wrong"
Doc Chuck: Hi, Wonko!!
OMNIQuotes: Good one! :-)
Doc Chuck: Hi Dan!
FlaggerJ: I prefer the old stand -by Gort ,Klatu Verada Nicto
OnlineHost: Patrick462 has entered the room.
Nixon999: Another is "you are so blissfully free of the ravages of
intelligence"
OMNIQuotes: Patrick462, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight,
SFQuotes!
Patrick462: Hello!
Doc Chuck: Lord Vader: "They'll be nothing to stop us, this time."
Sane Wonko: "That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent
carbon lfeforms it has been my...
Sane Wonko: profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting."
Guess who?
OMNIQuotes: Sounds like "Hitchhiker's Guide" to me.
Doc Chuck: Pass.
Nixon999: Not Data?
Dan41: Me too!
Sane Wonko: Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Dan41: Sounds like him.
OMNIQuotes: "Missed it by THAT much!"
OMNIQuotes: I wonder if Maxwell Smart could be considered SF.
Doc Chuck: Guess I need to re read my HGTTG.
Sane Wonko: Obviously a great deal of sarcasm went into his naming, Quotes.
AFK
Dan41: For a good quote, he could be, Quote.
OMNIQuotes: Flagger, Patrick, still with us? :-)
FlaggerJ: Good-by and thanks for all the fish
Sane Wonko: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Patrick462: yup, still here.
OMNIQuotes: Taking off, Flagger? Or just quoting?
FlaggerJ: just quoting
OMNIQuotes: I've always wondered what he did with all that fish.
OMNIQuotes: Ah, OK. :-)
Sane Wonko: Who?
OMNIQuotes: Geez, this Windows AOL is confusing.
Dan41: Why?
Sane Wonko: Yes, but aren't you glad you're improving your computer using
skills?
Patrick462: I can't get no more power, cap'n
OMNIQuotes: Well, I've only been on it about 24 hours. I'm still getting
used to it.
OnlineHost: BandTeachr has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: LOL! Excellent, Patrick!
OMNIQuotes: BandTeachr, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
Sane Wonko: "You do not appear to appreciate the true gravity of your
situation, Captain."
OMNIQuotes: Actually, I don't think anybody ever quoted Scotty on one of my
Quotes Nights.
OnlineHost: Adda has entered the room.
OnlineHost: BandTeachr has left the room.
Sane Wonko: Surprising.
OMNIQuotes: Adda, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
Sane Wonko: Adda!
Adda: Hello, Quotes :)
Adda: Hi, Sane! :)
Dan41: Adda!
Adda: ..and Dan, hi!
OMNIQuotes: There. Now I have my Windows the way I like 'em.
OMNIQuotes: Actually, I think Steve Case said that once. Not SF, but still a
quote. :-D
OnlineHost: SHE RAZZ has entered the room.
OnlineHost: AnubisP has entered the room.
SHE RAZZ: hi
OMNIQuotes: SHE RAZZ, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SFQuotes!
AnubisP: Hi all!
Doc Chuck: "I was not here.... I did not say this." Name it and claim it!
Adda: brb
OMNIQuotes: AnubisP, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight,
SFQuotes!
OnlineHost: Adda has left the room.
Dan41: She Razz, Anubis!!!
AnubisP: Hey Dan!
Sane Wonko: Anubis!!!!!!
SHE RAZZ: Hi Dan
OnlineHost: Cyberwrtr has entered the room.
AnubisP: SanE!!!!
OnlineHost: FlaggerJ has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: Cyberwrtr, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
OnlineHost: Mnemonic1 has entered the room.
AnubisP: Gang's all here!
OnlineHost: LA Synth has entered the room.
Sane Wonko: Use that term loosely when speaking to me, please, Anubis!
Mnemonic1: hi there
OMNIQuotes: Mnemonic1, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SFQuotes!
LA Synth: Greetings. B)
OMNIQuotes: LA Synth, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SFQuotes!
AnubisP: 'Kay!
Mnemonic1: "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
Dan41: LA!! Hello!
OnlineHost: SHE RAZZ has left the room.
LA Synth: Is this kinda like, "Guess who said it"?
LA Synth: Hiya Dan! B)
OMNIQuotes: ROFL, Mnemonic! Most excellent quotage!
Sane Wonko: "This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today
do not include LA, now would be a...
Sane Wonko: perfect time to disembark."
OMNIQuotes: Geez, I sound like Bill and Ted.
Nixon999: "No more rhymes and I mean it." "Anybody want a peanut?"
Mnemonic1: thought you'd like it, quotes
OMNIQuotes: BTW, "But Bill, those are historical babes."
Sane Wonko: LOL, NIXON!!!
OMNIQuotes: ROFL Nixon!!!
Cyberwrtr: "I'll be back!"
OnlineHost: Cyberwrtr has left the room.
Dan41: BRB
LA Synth: Heres one... "Are we the first?"
OnlineHost: Dan41 has left the room.
Sane Wonko: "I come in peace."
AnubisP: "You go in pieces!"
Mnemonic1: "I want more life, father!"
Sane Wonko: I love that movie!
LA Synth: "It's an idiogram, idiot!" B)
OMNIQuotes: Folks, you'll have to give movie and/or character. I have to
write a report, you know. :-D
Nixon999: "Laugh while you can monkey boy"
Mnemonic1: "Wake up. Time to die."
OMNIQuotes: "Laugh it up, Fuzzball."
OnlineHost: PaulErik has entered the room.
LA Synth: Emillio Lazardo!
OMNIQuotes: PaulErik, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
Patrick462: hans solo
Doc Chuck: go, Nixon, ROFL
PaulErik: Greetings!
AnubisP: "Oh do trust me, count Down, you've chosen for the best. and there
is no turning back!
LA Synth: Roy Batty.
LA Synth: Han Solo.
LA Synth: Hey, Im good at this, aint I? ::chuckle::
AnubisP: Anyone know it?
OMNIQuotes: Do it when you quote. :-D Quite good, LA.
LA Synth: ::wink::
AnubisP: Drink this . . it'll be for the last time. from then on you'll no
longer be able to sustain
AnubisP: yourself as a vampire.
Sane Wonko: "What's happened to the Earth?" "It's been disintegrated." "Ah.
Oh."- THHGTTG
LA Synth: How about trying to guess who said it? With extra points or cookies
for the name of the actor?
Mnemonic1: Actually, LA Synth, you're mistaken. It's Leon, not Roy Batty.
OMNIQuotes: "Then get in and start paddling."
OMNIQuotes: If I had any cookies, LA. :-D
OnlineHost: Mnemonic1 has left the room.
Doc Chuck: but Nixon; Why was the watermelon in the hydraulic press?
LA Synth: I satnd corrected... Youre right.
OnlineHost: PaulErik has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: Of course, one of my favorites.......
Sane Wonko: My favorite character name is Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged,
from L, TU, AE.
OMNIQuotes: "It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent."
Sane Wonko: Is that a Q quote?
LA Synth: Time Bandits? John Warner?
AnubisP: "What of Lazerus?"
OMNIQuotes: Good call, Sane.
Doc Chuck: I don't know it, Quotes, but I like it!
OMNIQuotes: Geez, I could do two hours on Q alone. :-D
OMNIQuotes: "I really must speak to the maid."
Sane Wonko: "Just change the gravitational constant of the universe."
OMNIQuotes: "I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Family problems."
OnlineHost: LA Synth has left the room.
Nixon999: "Yoyodyne Corporation, where the future is tomorrow"
OnlineHost: Lanai Boy has entered the room.
Nixon999: I don't know DC why?
Sane Wonko: "Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead."
OMNIQuotes: Lanai Boy, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SFQuotes!
AnubisP: Q!
Sane Wonko: Lanai!
Doc Chuck: Lanai!
Lanai Boy: Aloha all
OMNIQuotes: "I refuse to believe I'm dead because the universe is not so
badly designed!"
Sane Wonko: Deja-vu!
OMNIQuotes: Didn't you just say that, Sane?
OMNIQuotes: :-D
Doc Chuck: Bana-Zai! You're next!
AnubisP: "I've drawn your fangs!"
OMNIQuotes: Oooh, Buckaroo Bonzai. I used to know this REALLY good one from
that movie.
Sane Wonko: "We apologize for the inconvenience."
OMNIQuotes: "Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen."--------Alien
Doc Chuck: What a wonderful movie!!!
Doc Chuck: Buckaroo, that is.
Lanai Boy: Where ever you go, there you are.....Buckaroo Bonzai
OMNIQuotes: Thanks, Lanai. That was it. How could I have forgotten that
one?
AnubisP: "We all float down here . . ."
Patrick462: It
Patrick462: it
Nixon999: Good one AP..what a scary book
OMNIQuotes: Steven King?
AnubisP: Very Good, very easy too I might add.
AnubisP: yes quotes, SK.
Lanai Boy: Whoa, good shootin there Tex.
OMNIQuotes: Gee, I'm getting better.
OMNIQuotes: Ghostbusters, Lanai.
OMNIQuotes: Well, that was SF, wasn't it?
AnubisP: A storm struck on the night laura Shane was born . . .
Sane Wonko: Very.
Nixon999: "He slimed me!"
Doc Chuck: Close enough!
OMNIQuotes: Whoomp! There it is!
OnlineHost: Dan41 has entered the room.
Lanai Boy: I think a back pack proton accelarator makes it SF.
OMNIQuotes: Welcome back, Dan. :-)
OMNIQuotes: Not to mention, we're dealing with ghosts here.
Nixon999: "It was a dark and stormy night"
Dan41: Thank You, It's good to be back.
OMNIQuotes: Oops, one second. Time to play with one of my new toys.
Lanai Boy: Beam me up Scotty!..............Think twice before answering.
Sane Wonko: "He had come up w/an extraordinary species of superfly that was
able to fly unaided through...
AnubisP: "I need warp speed in 2 minutes or we're all dead!"
Sane Wonko: the open half of a half open window.
OMNIQuotes: I can play my audio CD's on my computer now.
OMNIQuotes: Blues Brothers "Briefcase Full of Blues" is on right now.
Sane Wonko: "He shot my hair!"
OMNIQuotes: Good one, Anubis.
OMNIQuotes: ROFL, Sane!!!!
OMNIQuotes: "That's all we need. A Druish princess." "Funny, she doesn't
look Druish."
Sane Wonko: "May the Schwarz be wit' you!"
Lanai Boy: Vivaldi's four seasons here OQ, how about there.
Dan41: LOL Sane.
Patrick462: Space Balls
Nixon999: LOL SW!
Sane Wonko: "It's spaceball 1! They've gone plaid!"
OMNIQuotes: Blues Brothers.
OMNIQuotes: "No! Light speed's too slow. We have to go right
to........LUDICROUS SPEED!"
OnlineHost: Amhardin has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: Amhardin , welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SFQuotes!
OnlineHost: Amhardin has left the room.
Nixon999: LOL OmniQ!
Sane Wonko: "You idiots! These are their stunt doubles!"
OMNIQuotes: Boy, hosting with the Blues Brothers is cool. :-)
Patrick462: "It was a warm night at Castle Caladan..."
Lanai Boy: Is anyone there?
OMNIQuotes: "Don't be sorry. Just be quiet!"
Sane Wonko: DUNE!!!!
Doc Chuck: Kinda like the first time you saw 2001, Q?
OMNIQuotes: We're here, Lanai. :-)
Patrick462: Very good Sane
Sane Wonko: Caladan kinda gives it away.
OMNIQuotes: "Yes, I am."
OnlineHost: Jamon Reye has entered the room.
Doc Chuck: "I am not here.... I did not say this."
AnubisP: "Michael Renie was ill the day the earth stood still . . ."
OMNIQuotes: Jamon Reye, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SFQuotes!
Sane Wonko: "I am doctor gally wee kitz."
OMNIQuotes: Awesome, Anubis!!!
AnubisP: "but he told us, where we stand!"
OMNIQuotes: "It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes control."
AnubisP: "But listen closely"
OnlineHost: Amhardin has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: "But listen closely. Not for very much longer. I've got to keep
control!"
OnlineHost: Amhardin has left the room.
AnubisP: "I remember doing the time warp!"
OMNIQuotes: Welcome back, Amhardin. :-)
Sane Wonko: "We have to talk right away, and we need to do it in the saloon
bar of the red lion." "Why?"...
Sane Wonko: "Because, you're going to need a very stiff drink."
OMNIQuotes: And goodbye again, Amhardin.
Nixon999: "Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab"
Patrick462: Time warp is best at midnight in full garb
OMNIQuotes: Good one, Sane!
Dan41: "Let's do the Time Warp, Again
AnubisP: "Science Fictionnnnnn . . . double featurrrrrrre!"
Lanai Boy: We spared no expense!
AnubisP: Jurassic Park
OnlineHost: Tartan27 has entered the room.
Sane Wonko: "Everybody remember where we parked."
AnubisP: STar Trke $
OMNIQuotes: Tartan27, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SFQuotes!
Lanai Boy: Star Trek 4
AnubisP: star trek 4
Patrick462: "I'm sorr Dave, Ican't do that "
OMNIQuotes: "Why? How do we know he dinna invent the thing?"
AnubisP: 2001
Jamon Reye: Monsters from the ID?
Lanai Boy: Don't mind him he did a lot of LDS in the 60's
AnubisP: ST4
Sane Wonko: "Excuse me, can you tell me where the nuclear wessals are?"
OnlineHost: Tartan27 has left the room.
AnubisP: A ship is a ship!"
OMNIQuotes: "Sure you won't change your mind?" "Is there something wrong
with the one I have?"
Lanai Boy: LOL SW
Nixon999: "Abby Normal"
Lanai Boy: He put things in our ears.
Dan41: LOL Nixon
OMNIQuotes: I gotta buy more blues CDs.
AnubisP: "Let's see what she's got!"
Patrick462: Young Frankenstein
Jamon Reye: Excuse me Sir, Stuff?
OMNIQuotes: "Lieutenant, you go right on quoting regulations."
AnubisP: Wrath of Khan
OMNIQuotes: Ah, there you are, Jamon. :-)
Nixon999: Bye all, I have to go!
AnubisP: Bye Nix!
Doc Chuck: Bye, Nixon!
OnlineHost: Nixon999 has left the room.
Jamon Reye: He could easily topple this building off its foundation.
OMNIQuotes: OK, Nixon. We'll pardon you for leaving. :-D
Dan41: Later Nixon.
Lanai Boy: For the earth is hollow and I have touched the sky!
Lanai Boy: Bye Nix
Jamon Reye: Nixon was pardoned.
Sane Wonko: "I'm am a mouse in a large mechanical suit."
OMNIQuotes: Geez, what a rough room tonight.
Patrick462: STNG
OnlineHost: N Redwood has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: N Redwood, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight,
SFQuotes!
Dan41: "Red Leader, Tis is Red One, beginning my run."
OnlineHost: Jornuus has entered the room.
AnubisP: SW
Sane Wonko: Star Wars!
Dan41: Tis=This
OMNIQuotes: Jornuus, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online! Tonight,
SFQuotes!
Jornuus: quotes tonight???
AnubisP: "The darkness must flow down the river of night's dreaming."
OMNIQuotes: "And now for something completely different."
Lanai Boy: Circus!
Sane Wonko: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Patrick462: Omni- Mony Python
Jamon Reye: How do I make an image? Just throw this switch?
N Redwood: are we talking Monthy Python!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick462: Sane - Princess Bride?
Jornuus: "when 900 years old you reach, look so good you will not."
AnubisP: "Just look on the bri-ight side of life"
Sane Wonko: Yup.
OMNIQuotes: No, just quoting everything SF.
OMNIQuotes: "Roger. I'm already on my way out."
OnlineHost: Leukocyte has entered the room.
AnubisP: "Reports of my death . . . "
Sane Wonko: "They appear to have been turned into a bowl of petunias and a
rather confused looking sperm whale."
Jamon Reye: Mark Twain?
Lanai Boy: Have been greatly exaggerated!
Dan41: Leukocyte!!! Interesting name.
OMNIQuotes: Leukocyte, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SF Quotes!
OnlineHost: Leukocyte has left the room.
OnlineHost: Leukocyte has entered the room.
AnubisP: Very Good Jamon, Lanai!
N Redwood: what are we quoting??
OnlineHost: Leukocyte has left the room.
OnlineHost: Leukocyte has entered the room.
Jornuus: "you are strong in the force young Skywalker, but you are not a jedi
yet"
OMNIQuotes: Someone grab Leukocyte.
Sane Wonko: "I am a jelly donut!"
Leukocyte: duh.
Lanai Boy: SWII
Jamon Reye: Matters of a litterary manner.
N Redwood: <------------grabbed him a while ago
Dan41: Leukocyte is stuck in the door.
Leukocyte: what?
OMNIQuotes: "How are we doing?" "Same as always." "That bad,
huh."---------Return of the Jedi
N Redwood: huh?
Leukocyte: How did you people know I was trapped in the door.
OMNIQuotes: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Jornuus: "never tell me the odds"
Lanai Boy: I got trapped earlier Leuk.
N Redwood: hahahahah your in OMNI!!!!
Leukocyte: <--------using the force for I am Leuk
N Redwood: ooooowwweeeeeeeoooooooo
Doc Chuck: my monitor screen bulged out
Jamon Reye: I wouldn't mind being Robbie, in certain ways.
N Redwood: hahahahahah
OMNIQuotes: That's because you kept leaving and re-entering.
Lanai Boy: Cool hand Luke OQ
OMNIQuotes: Of course, Lanai. :-D
N Redwood: <---------refuses to be Princess Leah
Leukocyte: Is there a topic in here tonight.
Jamon Reye: That's in certain ways.
Sane Wonko: "Would fifty gallons suffice?"
N Redwood: can't tell
OMNIQuotes: It's Quotes Night, Leukocyte.
Leukocyte: The antimatter is talking quantum physics.
N Redwood: ahhhhhh
Jamon Reye: Finally, someone got it.
N Redwood: on anything?
Leukocyte: outta here.......
Jornuus: "I'm out of it for a while, and everyone gets delutions of grandure"
N Redwood: cool
Lanai Boy: Later Leuk
AnubisP: Admiral! Admiral"
Sane Wonko: I can't handle quantum physics anymore.
OMNIQuotes: "Rule of Acquisition #137: Every once in a while, declare peace.
It confuses the hell....
OMNIQuotes: out of your enemies."
Leukocyte: OK I'll play along......" My name it Tony Montoya and you killed
my father...
Sane Wonko: I love it!
Lanai Boy: Good one OQ
OMNIQuotes: Take care, Leukocyte. :-)
Leukocyte: Any last words before I kill you>>>>
OnlineHost: N Redwood has left the room.
Patrick462: Princess Bride again
Jornuus: "Don't make me destroy you"
Lanai Boy: Princess Bide
Doc Chuck: i never could handle quantum physics; I'm a poet
Leukocyte: Princess Bride it is.
Jamon Reye: Let there be light.
OMNIQuotes: God.
AnubisP: God
Dan41: Yes!
Jamon Reye: No, its Dark Star.
OMNIQuotes: "God is dead."---Nietsche "Nietsche is dead."----God
Sane Wonko: And God saw it, and it was good.
Leukocyte: I once knew a poet..."We don't need no doctor to feel much better"
Jornuus: "You can't die"
Lanai Boy: They found him the next morning laying on the ground his
intestines spread out in a radial
Lanai Boy: pattern.
Leukocyte: Hey, anyone in here ever had the privelege of playing DOOM 2.
Sane Wonko: LOLOL! GOOD ONE, QUOTES!!!!!
OMNIQuotes: "I am Dar. Now, who are you?"
Leukocyte: Absoultely amazing.
AnubisP: Very good one, quotes!
Jornuus: looking? Found someone I would say."
OnlineHost: Leukocyte has left the room.
AnubisP: BRB!
OMNIQuotes: OK, Anubis. :-)
OnlineHost: S CUBED943 has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: Cubed!!!!!!!!!
OnlineHost: JohnGowin has entered the room.
Patrick462: Bye
Jamon Reye: What is that? Maybe it's the power coming back on.
OMNIQuotes: S CUBED943, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SF Quotes!
JohnGowin: Hi folks, Zup?
OMNIQuotes: OK, Patrick. Thanks for stopping by!
S CUBED943: Hi folks! What's up Quotes?
Jornuus: "the force will be with you...Always."
OMNIQuotes: JohnGowin, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SF Quotes!
Dan41: Later Patrick.
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Doc Chuck: Adios, Pat
Jamon Reye: Please consider it.
Sane Wonko: "Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's grizzlies. It'll catch
you, knock you down, and eat you. Of...
OMNIQuotes: Just the wild and wacky crowd, Cubed. It's Quotes Night.
Jamon Reye: Please! Consider it.
JohnGowin: "Why don't you put her in charge?" Any takers
Sane Wonko: course, you could climb a tree. In that case, you'll get a nice
view before it knocks the tree...
AnubisP: It's all over for humanity and I'm heading east.
OMNIQuotes: I'm getting used to my new computer.
Jornuus: "May the force be with you"
Sane Wonko: down and eats you."
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JohnGowin: Sane Wonko, whatsup guy!
Sane Wonko: John!
Jamon Reye: New system Quotes?
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OMNIQuotes: GregMcM, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight, SF
Quotes!
GregMcM: He's dead, Jim!
Jamon Reye: New SYSTEM, Quotes?
OMNIQuotes: 486DX/2 Multimedia, Jamon.
AnubisP: STWoK
Sane Wonko: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"
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OMNIQuotes: "He's dead, Jim. You take his tricorder, and I'll grab his
wallet."
Jamon Reye: Beavis! I'm trying to gather funds for a pentium.
AnubisP: D#$%&@, Jim, I'm a docotr!"
AnubisP: doctor, that is.
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OMNIQuotes: "Kirk to Enterprise: Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack."
Jamon Reye: I'm dealing with an expanded 386.
OMNIQuotes: MrN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan41: MrN!!!
JohnGowin: My favorite SF quote: "The ship hung in the air much in the same
way that bricks don't."
MrNeutron2: Hiya Quotes Man. :)
Sane Wonko: MRN!!!!
Doc Chuck: Hi, Neut!
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OMNIQuotes: Well, my previous was a 286, so don't feel bad.
S CUBED943: MrN!!
Sane Wonko: THHGTTG, Right, John?
AnubisP: Savik, you savage!
MrNeutron2: Hi everyone :)
JaniceMars: Hi Quotes!
JohnGowin: Howdy Jan!
Dan41: Janice!!! How is Mars?
OMNIQuotes: JaniceMars!! :-)
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Doc Chuck: HI, Jan!
AnubisP: JM!
Sane Wonko: Janice!
OMNIQuotes: Welcome back, Jornuus.
JaniceMars: Dry and cold Dan.
Jornuus: hello
Dan41: Kinda Like a good Beer, Janice?
JohnGowin: Does anyone consider Ayn Rand SF?
OMNIQuotes: LOL, Dan!
Jornuus: the quote theme died???
AnubisP: "But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride . . ."
Sane Wonko: "Here, stick this fish in you're ear."
OMNIQuotes: Not yet.
JohnGowin: Anubis, I love it!
JaniceMars: Kind of like a good martini Dan.
AnubisP: thanks you.
Jamon Reye: Here's a quote that's not Sci-Fi, but its a good one. "We have
met the enemy and he is us."
Jamon Reye: Done by the newspaper, in a comic.
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OMNIQuotes: Shaken, not stirred.
Doc Chuck: POGO!!!
JohnGowin: "I'll get you a satanic mechanic!"
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OMNIQuotes: Mi98033601, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SF Quotes!
Dan41: Ah-ha
AnubisP: Janet!
S CUBED943: Jamon, Pogo is not a comic - it is a classic of literature!
JohnGowin: Damn it, I love you!
Jamon Reye: Good one. I always keep my pen, that writes under butter--right
next to the butter dish.
AnubisP: "There's a light, OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE"
OMNIQuotes: "I enjoyed your skillful display, in beating the other girls, to
the bride's boquet."
Doc Chuck: speak respectfully of the denizens of th Okeefenokee
JohnGowin: Anubis, I as a cast member here in my hometown when it played!
MrNeutron2: "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause
some watery tart
MrNeutron2: threw a sword at you."
OMNIQuotes: ROFL, MrN!
Lanai Boy: Excalibur!
AnubisP: "There can be only one!"
JohnGowin: "Don't get strung out, by the way I look."
S CUBED943: "He was not the kind of dog described by Albert Payson
Terhune...."
JohnGowin: was not as
Jamon Reye: Friday the thirteen came on a Thursday, this month.
OMNIQuotes: Mi, still with us?
AnubisP: "Don't judge a book by it's cover"
OMNIQuotes: Actually, is that song within the confines of TOS?
Mi98033601: yes, just listening
Doc Chuck: Churchy La Femme
OMNIQuotes: Oh, OK, Mi. :-)
AnubisP: Maybe not, quotes.
JohnGowin: " When you knocked, I thought you were the candy man!"
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AnubisP: "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey."
OMNIQuotes: Dark Jon, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight, SF
Quotes!
JaniceMars: Hi Jon!
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Lanai Boy: "To travel at the speed of thought, you begin by knowing you have
already arrived."
Jamon Reye: How much ground round can a hound dog hog, if a ground hog was
ground round.
OMNIQuotes: CNB3!!!
CNB3: Greetings Quotes.
AnubisP: "Longer than you think!!!!"
Sane Wonko: CNB!
OMNIQuotes: Welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online! Tonight, SF
Quotes!
Dark Jon: Hello everyone!
CNB3: Hey, Sane.
Lanai Boy: hey dj
AnubisP: Hi Dark Jon
Jamon Reye: That should be, round ground.
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Dark Jon: What's the topic?
AnubisP: Longer than you think!
Doc Chuck: Hi Ed
S CUBED943: Nite folks! TTYL 8-)
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OMNIQuotes: EduardoCar, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SF Quotes!
CNB3: Have to run, sorry, family wants phone again.
OMNIQuotes: Ok, Cubed. Have a good night! :-)
JaniceMars: Hi CNB3!
AnubisP: Night S
JaniceMars: Ah...
OMNIQuotes: OK, CNB. Glad you could stop by!
JaniceMars: Goodnight CNB3!
Mi98033601: Farewell!
Lanai Boy: later cnb3
Dan41: Later CNB3
Sane Wonko: "The knack [in flying] lies in being able to throw yourself at
the ground and miss."
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OMNIQuotes: "Farewell! Farewell til we meet again. Peace be with you. May
the forces of evil.....
OMNIQuotes: become confused on the way to your house!"
AnubisP: "Na-vi-ga-tor!"
OnlineHost: Mi98033601 has left the room.
Jamon Reye: How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at
all.
Lanai Boy: You've got me on the last 2 OQ
EduardoCar: Did any of you see Larry King's special on UFO's
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AnubisP: Flight of the Navigator, OQ.
OMNIQuotes: Rlg online, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight,
SF Quotes!
Jamon Reye: Don't Crush That Dwarf Hand Me the Pliers.
OMNIQuotes: Actually, George Carlin.
JaniceMars: afk
OMNIQuotes: Not that I know of, Eduardo. But I did hear about it.
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Rlg online: tekeli-li
OMNIQuotes: Welcome back again, Jornuus.
Dan41: G'night All!!!
Dark Jon: Did someone say what the topic is?
Doc Chuck: night Dan
JohnGowin: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - my default beep
in Windows.
AnubisP: "Gentlemen, Anubis has left the building!"
OMNIQuotes: Have a great night, Dan!
Doc Chuck: night jon
Sane Wonko: Night, Dan!
Dark Jon: night
Lanai Boy: boy the room is clearing.
JohnGowin: G'nite Anubis
OMNIQuotes: Talk to you later, Anubis!
AnubisP: Goodnight, all!
Dan41: "By your Command"
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OMNIQuotes: Quotes is the topic, Jon.
Rlg online: Lazarus Long was just full of pithy sayings.
Doc Chuck: night anubis
Dark Jon: happens everytime I come into a room!
JohnGowin: "Engage"
Sane Wonko: See ya round, Anubis.
Jamon Reye: Waiting for the Electrician, or Someone Like Him.
OnlineHost: AnubisP has left the room.
Jornuus: oh well, "No!! Do or do not, there is no try!!!"
OMNIQuotes: "Captain, it appears to be a machine capable of mending cloth.
Shall I repair it?"
OMNIQuotes: "Make it sew, Mr. Data."
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JohnGowin: Rlg, pithy or not, but good!
Doc Chuck: lol, Q
Jamon Reye: A'hem.
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Sane Wonko: ROFL, Quotes.
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OMNIQuotes: Time for good ol fashioned bribery.
OnlineHost: EduardoCar has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: JeffBolt, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
Doc Chuck: Quark?
OMNIQuotes: [{@} [{@} [{@} [{@} [{@} [{@} [{@} [{@} <--
Beers for everyone!!
Jamon Reye: How much do you have?
Sane Wonko: I'm afraid I have to leave now. Good night!
Jamon Reye: I'm not cheap or cheep.
JaniceMars: bak
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Doc Chuck: night wonks
JaniceMars: hi, bye Sane.
OMNIQuotes: Awww, rats, Sane. Well, take care of yourself!
OnlineHost: Sane Wonko has left the room.
Lanai Boy: Here you go Quotes..."How do they manage it, these humans -
beginning each time so
Jamon Reye: He Wonk'd out on us.
MrNeutron2: Off to roam...later Quotes! "Always look on the bright side of
life!"
OMNIQuotes: LOL, Jamon!
JaniceMars: Nite Mr.N.
Lanai Boy: innocently, yet always ending up with the most blood on their
hands."
OMNIQuotes: OK, MrN. Thanks for stopping by!
Doc Chuck: night neut
OMNIQuotes: Oooh, tough one.
MrNeutron2: Bye Janice :)
Rlg online: "Can we have your liver?"
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Jamon Reye: I neut he'd leave.
OMNIQuotes: Ugh, Jamon!!!!
JohnGowin: Bring out your dead!
OMNIQuotes: I'm not dead!
Lanai Boy: good one JG.
Jamon Reye: Punny guy, ain't I.
Dark Jon: Hit him again
OMNIQuotes: "I can't take him like that. It's against regulations."
OMNIQuotes: "I feel happy. I feel happy!"
Rlg online: You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Lanai Boy: that was Xenocide OQ
JohnGowin: "Wake up, time to die!" Famous lines from famous movies.
Doc Chuck: Blade Runner!
JohnGowin: "You not fooling anyone you know"
JohnGowin: Good one Doc!
Rlg online: Can't you . . . do something?
JaniceMars: Well, this is a great deal of fun...but I gotta eat dinner.
Doc Chuck: thks JG
Doc Chuck: night Jan
Lanai Boy: later JM
JaniceMars: See you!
JohnGowin: Jan, come back!
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Jamon Reye: The seventh guest?
OMNIQuotes: Have a great night, Janice!
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OMNIQuotes: Rlg, Dark Jon, still with us? :-)
OMNIQuotes: Anyway.......
Rlg online: Yup. Thinking of a quote.
OMNIQuotes: "If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
Jamon Reye: It's concentrated evil.
Rlg online: Are there any WOMEN here?
OMNIQuotes: Good one, Jamon.
Lanai Boy: "They had put the monitor in the back of his head when he was
young." "He was a third."
Dark Jon: Nights kids gotta go! drop by the Horror writers workshop some
time!
Rlg online: Jehovah!
Lanai Boy: More Circus OQ
OnlineHost: Dark Jon has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: OK, Jon. Have a great night.
Jamon Reye: No, just rocks to throw at tin cans, and we have to bring our own
tin cans.
OMNIQuotes: Boy it got quiet around here.
Lanai Boy: Time Bandits JR
Jamon Reye: Yavo.
OMNIQuotes: Sounds like our school budget. :-D
Rlg online: Who are you calling Big Nose?
Doc Chuck: <-------also has to split. See you all later 8)
Lanai Boy: That's right, how is school OQ
OMNIQuotes: OK, Doc. Have a great night.
Lanai Boy: later DC
OMNIQuotes: Wonderful, Lanai, terrific. We strike tomorrow.
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Jamon Reye: Who school--what?
OMNIQuotes: I'm a school teacher, Jamon. That's my regular job.
Jamon Reye: Grades, taught?
Lanai Boy: "He found that by shooting his legs he could use them for a
shield."
OMNIQuotes: High school, math and computer science.
OMNIQuotes: What's that from, Lanai?
Lanai Boy: Ender's Game
Jamon Reye: Sounds like fun. I love to learn.
OMNIQuotes: Ah, OK.
OMNIQuotes: Well, it's been a long contract fight. Now we're going on
strike.
Lanai Boy: I didn't get the brides bouquet qoute earlier.
Jamon Reye: I didn't do well in High School. I stayed home most of the time
and read.
OMNIQuotes: You didn't? Brad, from ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Lanai Boy: I think I saw that on the news OQ
OMNIQuotes: You did, Lanai? I'm all the way in Chicago. Is it making
national headlines?
Lanai Boy: Believe it or not, I have still never seen Rocky Horror.
OMNIQuotes: You might be thinking of Denver. They're out on strike as well.
Lanai Boy: Yeah it was on CNN Friday I think.
Jamon Reye: Just how far deep into Chicago are you? I hope you're not buried
there.
Lanai Boy: They mentioned the district was going to hire fill in teachers.
Maybe CO?
OMNIQuotes: Somehow, I don't think a small suburban Chicago district is worth
national headlines.
OMNIQuotes: I think it was Denver you saw, Lanai.
Rlg online: Oh no. Scab teachers!
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OMNIQuotes: I'm out about 35 miles NW of Chicago.
Siena1383: Hi, all!
OMNIQuotes: BEDBUG94, Siena1383, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
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Jamon Reye: No, liquid teachers. They only fill in the gaps.
OMNIQuotes: DBoutilier, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
BEDBUG94: hello:)
Siena1383: Um, I understand it's a quotes night?
Siena1383: What kinds of quotes???
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OMNIQuotes: You understand correctly, Siena. :-)
OMNIQuotes: Cap340, pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F
Tavern! Tonight, SF Quotes!
OMNIQuotes: SF Quotes, of course.
Jamon Reye: It'll be like Twenty Mean and Nasty Teachers.
Siena1383: So, what SF quotes have been quoted so far?
Lanai Boy: Easy one "You are looking at the only man to beat the Kobiashi
Muru" spelling?
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OMNIQuotes: McCoy, to Saavik.
Siena1383: Must be Star trek, if it's "easy."
Jamon Reye: Or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
OMNIQuotes: LiveZombie, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SF Quotes!
Siena1383: Hey, Zombie!
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Lanai Boy: Here's one from earlier, "Beam me up Scotty" be careful it's a
trick.
OMNIQuotes: Scotty.
LiveZombie: Hey, Siena.
Lanai Boy: Actually it was never said in any ST episodes. Not that way at
least.
LiveZombie: Some t-shirt writer thought that one up-- it's not in the series.
OMNIQuotes: "I canna change the laws of physics."
OMNIQuotes: Actually, you're absolutely right.
Siena1383: Bones mcCoy
Jamon Reye: And he can
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Lanai Boy: "I canna hold her together much longer Captain"
Siena1383: Scotty.
OMNIQuotes: "Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."
LiveZombie: Anything with a bad Scots accent is Scotty.
Jamon Reye: And he can't actually physically change the laws.
Lanai Boy: Space Balls
Siena1383: See? I don't know Star ^Trek worth sh__. Bye, all!
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Lanai Boy: Later Siena
Rlg online: here is an easy one. "So it goes."
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LiveZombie: Linda Ellerbee.
Lanai Boy: you got me RLG
OMNIQuotes: Hobbes0628, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight,
SF Quotes!
Jamon Reye: I can hear the student outside the room, discussing a biology
test.
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OMNIQuotes: Pismeyer, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
OMNIQuotes: Meanwhile, back at the ranch.............
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Pismeyer: what's up Q
Rlg online: Come on, it was even made into a movie.
Lanai Boy: OK one last one before I go. "It's a space herpes!"
OMNIQuotes: "You just say 'Hasta la vista, baby'!"
LiveZombie: Lanai, they don't all have to be from Spaceballs.
OMNIQuotes: "Ice Pirates"?
Rlg online: Flesh Gordon?
Jamon Reye: Q must have some kind of a bug. He's continually bugging the
Enterprise.
LiveZombie: The Kid in TII, Quotes.
Lanai Boy: Ice Pirates
OMNIQuotes: Good call, Live.
OMNIQuotes: John Connor.
OnlineHost: Pismeyer has left the room.
Rlg online: I guess nobody likes Vonnegut.
Lanai Boy: Actually I haven't done one from SB, but admittedly it's full of
good ones.
LiveZombie: "Let there be light." Spoken by a machine.
Rlg online: Asimov.
Jamon Reye: Sniff, Sniff. Good! They have oxygen on this planet.
OMNIQuotes: Oops, you're right.
Rlg online: "The Last Question"
OMNIQuotes: "Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English
accent."
Lanai Boy: Aloha all my long distance bill is just too high. "Live long and
prosper".
Jamon Reye: I was the intelligent bomb on Dark Star. I did that earlier.
OMNIQuotes: Yup, right on schedule. 30 minutes to go, and we're getting
silly.
Rlg online: Later!
LiveZombie: C'mon, OQ-- try a hrad one. Cary Elwes in RH: Men in Tights.
OMNIQuotes: OK, Lanai. have a great night!
OMNIQuotes: I wasn't trying for a hard one, Live.
OMNIQuotes: OK, here's one.
LiveZombie: OOooh, I hate being unoriginal. Unless you said that too.
Jamon Reye: I'd slap you silly, but it's too late.
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LiveZombie: Hey, Anna.
Lanai Boy: Oh and good luck with the education board OQ.
OMNIQuotes: Annalisa2, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SF Quotes!
Annalisa 2: Hi, LZ.
OMNIQuotes: "I am not a committee!"
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Annalisa 2: Hi, Quotes.
OMNIQuotes: Thanks, Lanai. I'll need all the luck I can get.
Rlg online: "Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you
will service . . . us."
OMNIQuotes: Picard/Locutus, ST:TNG Cool line.
Jamon Reye: How many aliens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
OMNIQuotes: Uh, is this a clean answer, Jamon?
Rlg online: I have a cool .WAV of Stewart saying that line.
Jamon Reye: Yes. It depends on how close to the border of Mexico you are.
LiveZombie: 10,003. 1 to hold the bulb, two for the ladder, and 10,000 to
rotate the starship.
OMNIQuotes: "Humans have a way of showing up when you least expect it."
OMNIQuotes: Sela, ST: TNG
Annalisa 2: "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing"
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LiveZombie: How many aliens does it take to get the Antimatter people
excited? Zero.
OMNIQuotes: ECharles, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
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Jamon Reye: Besides, I use floresent bulbs. I'ts beyond their expertise.
Sorry if I offended anyone,
Annalisa 2: ::::Chuckle::::Good , LZ.
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Jamon Reye: its just a stupid joke.
ECharles: Hi Quotes!
Annalisa 2: Hi, MrN.
OMNIQuotes: Ranihym, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SF Quotes!
OMNIQuotes: Welcome back, MrN!
LiveZombie: How many aliens does it take to kidnap Elvis, send him back in
time to shoot JFK, and blank his mind?
MrNeutron2: Re's Quotes!
OMNIQuotes: 2, 1 for Elvis, 1 for the second shooter.
Jamon Reye: Half. He only needs half a mind to do so.
Annalisa 2: LOL, Quotes!
LiveZombie: Ha! Good one, OQ.
MrNeutron2: And one more to cover it all up.
OMNIQuotes: That was a wild guess.
Rlg online: I seen Elvis!
OMNIQuotes: Oops, you're right, MrN.
Annalisa 2: :), MrN.
OMNIQuotes: "Why, thank you, CAPTAIN McCoy."
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Annalisa 2: Kirk, but which movie?
LiveZombie: And another one to hypnotize Jack Ruby, plus four to act as bums,
plus the Warren Commission...
OMNIQuotes: Nope. Not in a movie, either.
Annalisa 2: Ooops...
MrNeutron2: Spock, right?
OMNIQuotes: Yup. "The Immunity Syndrome".
LiveZombie: A couple of dozen to cleanse the CIA and FBI files, a few more in
the KGB....
OMNIQuotes: OK, Live. We get the point. :-D
MrNeutron2: I was just about to say that, Quotes. ;>
Jamon Reye: We'll give you BLANKET immunity.
LiveZombie: You're right. Just got carried away.
Annalisa 2: Ouch, Jamon.
Jamon Reye: So you or they, can cover it all up.
LiveZombie: ((or was I abducted?))
OMNIQuotes: Ah, my favorite Thorogood tunes.
OMNIQuotes: "I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
LiveZombie: The "madison Blues"
Rlg online: I prefer Zappa.
LiveZombie: or his latest: "Get a haircut."
Jamon Reye: One for each orifice?
OMNIQuotes: Could quoting Zappa count as SF?
LiveZombie: Well, gotta go feed the Elvis.
Annalisa 2: Tsk, tsk, "Ham"
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Jamon Reye: Zappa it to me.
Annalisa 2: Bye, LZ
OMNIQuotes: Ooooh, how could we forget quoting DEMOLITION MAN?
Rlg online: "Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for
them."
OMNIQuotes: Have a great night, Zombie. :-)
Jamon Reye: With sircon encrusted tweezers.
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Annalisa 2: Hi, Patt!!!
OMNIQuotes: Patt!!!!!!
OMNIQuotes: Pull up a barstool & join us in OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
Patterner: Hi folks!
Patterner: Hi Annalisa!
Patterner: Hi Quotes!
ECharles: Hi Patt!
Patterner: Hi MrN!
Patterner: Hi EC!
MrNeutron2: "Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven."
MrNeutron2: Hiya Patt!
Rlg online: "Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there, just to land in the
Andes?"
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Jamon Reye: Oh! I have a joke about Pat and Nixon, but I can't tell it.
OMNIQuotes: "What I woulndn't give for some action!"
ECharles: Life of Brian
OMNIQuotes: NELSON618, you're tuned into the OMNI SF/F Network! Tonight's
Program: SF Quotes!
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Jamon Reye: Bring me some ice. Lot's of ice.
OMNIQuotes: Uh-oh. Someone is stuck in the door.
Rlg online: "Was it round, and did it have a motor, or was it SOMETHING
DIFFERE
Rlg online: NT
OMNIQuotes: ######### ###### ####### #### <------ice for Jamon.
Jamon Reye: Universal Soldier.
Jamon Reye: It helps keep the smell down.
OMNIQuotes: Ewwww.
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Rlg online: Bartender, I'll take a colada and milk. On second thought, make
that a water: H T O.
OMNIQuotes: "I don't know what any of it means. But I do know I like
it!"-----Wesley Snipes
Patterner: Just what are we talking about?
OMNIQuotes: SF Quotes.
Patterner: Ah!
OMNIQuotes: Sorry, I'm blanking a bit.
Jamon Reye: Blanketty, Blank.
OMNIQuotes: "Let's try it on Geordi!"-----Dr. Crusher.
OMNIQuotes: Boy, Geordi had it rough back in the days.
Patterner: They're doing a great game on rec.arts.sf.written where someone
gives...
Patterner: a first line and others identify it. More than 100 posts a day!
OMNIQuotes: Oh, cool. I should have a look at that.
OMNIQuotes: I'll have to remember that. I should have a contest night.
OMNIQuotes: Give a prize like a video or something.
Patterner: That would be fun!
Annalisa 2: How about a free hour?
Patterner: OMNI doesn't give prizes. :)
OMNIQuotes: OMNI doesn't. But *I* can.
OnlineHost: Adelusion has entered the room.
Annalisa 2: Oh well, can't blame me for trying...
Patterner: Not until the next anniversary, at least.
OMNIQuotes: Adelusion, you've entered OMNI Online's SF/F Tavern! Tonight, SF
Quotes!
Patterner: Hi Adelusion! I hope it's a nice one. :)
Jamon Reye: If Geordi tried to sell his new visor to other people who could
benefit from it. Would he be
Jamon Reye: an ADvisor?
OMNIQuotes: UGH!!!!
Adelusion: Yeas it might...
Adelusion: yes
Annalisa 2: Perhaps, an AD - Visor-tis ment...
OMNIQuotes: I'll have to think about it.
OnlineHost: ScottBorgs has entered the room.
OMNIQuotes: ScottBorgs, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online!
Tonight, SF Quotes!
Jamon Reye: Please Quotes, not here on the floor. I hate to clean up a mess.
I think you've had enough
OMNIQuotes: Anyway, let's finish the night off with some classic quotes.
Rlg online: Hurl alert!
OMNIQuotes: SF Quotes, not Wayne's World.
OMNIQuotes: "Hey Ted, don't fear the Reaper."
Annalisa 2: :::Chuckle:::That's a clasic SF quote???!!!
OMNIQuotes: Hey, that can be considered from a SF movie. :-D
Adelusion: Bill and ted's?
ScottBorgs: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?
Jamon Reye: Close that grain bin?
OMNIQuotes: I had a long day. So sue me. :-D
OMNIQuotes: "And Captain, you're in good hands with tribbles."
Annalisa 2: Good one, Jamon - Kirk this time, from the Trouble with Tribbles.
Annalisa 2: And quotes's is the blooper from that episode.
OMNIQuotes: Yup. :-D
OnlineHost: ScottBorgs has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie." "I can arrange that!"
MrNeutron2: Bye folks. Catch y'all later. :)
OnlineHost: Krayton has entered the room.
Jamon Reye: I gotta leave, NOW, bye!
Annalisa 2: Bye, MrN :(
Krayton: bye
OnlineHost: Jamon Reye has left the room.
Annalisa 2: Bye, Jamon
OMNIQuotes: OK, MrN and Jamon!! Have a great night!
OnlineHost: MrNeutron2 has left the room.
Patterner: Gotta go, folks!
Krayton: hello people-what's the subject-or is there one?
OnlineHost: Patterner has left the room.
OMNIQuotes: Krayton, welcome to Quotes' SF/F Tavern in OMNI Online! Tonight,
SF Quotes!
OMNIQuotes: Niters, Patterner!
Annalisa 2: Bye, Patt.
OnlineHost: OMNI Cyber has entered the room.
Krayton: So we say stuff like -
Annalisa 2: Hey, Cyber!
OMNI Cyber: Howdy!!!!!!!!!
OMNIQuotes: The Cyber-man!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMNI Cyber: Hiya, Annalisa.
OMNI Cyber: Yo, Quotes.
Krayton: "She canna take it anymore I'm giving her all I got
OMNIQuotes: ::::::closing up the taps, taking the cash out of the
drawer.:::::::
OMNI Cyber: Hey, leave me some cash, Quotes. ];>
Krayton: Hi Omni Cyber-I'm sory a long time ago I wasn't kind
Annalisa 2: :::Chuckle::: Krayton, any line of Scotty's!
Krayton: to you cuz I thought you were a computer
OMNIQuotes: Trust you wiht the money? :-D
OMNI Cyber: Hiya, Krayton.
Krayton: do you remember?
OnlineHost: Sandi G Mc has entered the room.
OMNI Cyber: Hello, Sandi
OMNI Cyber: It's nice seeing you here at the OMNI SF/Fantasy chat.
OMNIQuotes: Well, folks. Time for me to head on out into the night! Thanks
for being here tonight.
Annalisa 2: Bye, Quotes.
OMNI Cyber: Krayton, a computer never forgets. <g>
Annalisa 2: Thanks!
Krayton: Good night quotes
OMNI Cyber: Night, Quotes.
OMNIQuotes: Now, here he is, the man who almost landed the role of Miracle
Max............
Sandi G Mc: Thank you
OMNIQuotes: OMNI CYBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!